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- #FF @RonFunches @Rontowski @kylecease @BigIrishJay @MannyMartinJr @chrisneffcomedy @thechrisarmy @alysiawood @DuaneGoad @Hugh_Moore 2012/05/18
- I ate a chocolate truffle yesterday, my trainer yelled, "You might as well have had an arsenic pill!" What, as a chaser? 2012/05/18
- @VenetianBlond As a child I though that the real Michael Jackson was in a closet somewhere and the white Michael was an alien. 2012/05/17
- My personal trainer keeps yelling, "Keep the Dream Alive! Keep the Dream Alive!" ...but what if the dream is to eat cupcakes? 2012/05/17
- @LisaLampanelli AGH! So disappointed that Trump didn't keep you or Audrey, you both were the strongest, what were they thinking! 2012/05/15
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